"Marriage is for Suckers" Edgy feminist shirt promoting financial independence and mental health
Are you skeptical of so-called “traditional” institutions? Are you edgy or sarcastic? Newly divorced? Single by choice? Financially Independent? Really prefer living solo? There are thousands and thousands of reasons every day why perfectly rational modern humans are opting out of barbaric social practices like marriage. Let’s face it, nobody voluntarily wants to be physically or financially trapped with another human until their own death, right? Love is love, and the mainstreaming of religiously imposed relationship labels have become quite problematic
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite and comes slightly distressed (but in a good way). These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars and the shoulders are tapered for a fit that softens into you every time you wear it. The fabric is breathable and easy to layer, perfect for active and leisure wear. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing whether it's a casual or dressy occasion. The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
The double side seams help this shirt maintain its flattering shape over multiple launderings, making it a natural choice for your new favorite Tshirt.
Are you shopping for childfree by choice, feminist shirt, anti-marriage shirt, single by choice, single for life, cat lady for life, shirts for teachers, church shirts, snarky holiday shirts to piss of grandpa?
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, inches | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
| Length, inches | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 |
| Sleeve length, inches | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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